Friend and Girl Friend

Conversation between Shishir and his grand mother (Patti) in June 2008.

Patti: Who are your friends?
Shishir: Karthik, Pradyun, Aditya
Patti: Are they no girl friends?
Shishir: Chi. We all don't have girl friends. Only Aditya has girl friend.
Patti: Who is Aditya's girl friend?
Shishir: Rhea.
Patti: Is she not your friend?
Shishir: She is my friend but not my girl friend.
Patti: She is a girl and your friend. So she is your girl friend.
Shishir: Chi Patti. You don't know anything. She is not my girl friend.
Patti: Then why do you call her Aditya's girl friend?
Shishir (very shyly): Because he kissed her.